ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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