Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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