so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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