If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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