And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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