ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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