me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You pole danced in your parka.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We need to get me chipped asap
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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