Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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