Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She announced her abortion via fbk
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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