i permit you to call me
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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