no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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