Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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