I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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