she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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