I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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