awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You need Xanax blowdarts
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
40s are totally the cure
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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