Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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