Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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