I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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