Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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