I want to walk on stilts...naked
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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