no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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