dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
