I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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