i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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