hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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