HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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