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My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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