p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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