I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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