thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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