So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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