He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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