We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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