he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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