She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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