But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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