I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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