He is an equal opportunity slut.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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