Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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