I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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