Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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