When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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