The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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