love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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