god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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