Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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