I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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