We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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