is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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