I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
