But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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