As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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